So, this. This is a thing.
It’s a gigantic stork (not real- plastic? wood? papier mache maybe?), swinging a baby on a rope from it’s beak (again, not real).
The fire department has so much time not putting out fires that they found time to put this on the roof of our neighbor’s house. I’m guessing someone had a baby and that’s their way to welcome the new little bundle of joy. But it’s creepy as hell. I swear it watches me through my living room windows. I keep the curtains on that side of the room shut now.